The Wall Street Journal decided to embolden its journalistic integrity and reputation for cultural perspectives by having Joseph Epstein put First Lady to be Jill Biden in her place for daring to use the title Doctor in her name because she has a PHD. Obviously calling yourself Doctor by having achieved the pinnacle of higher institution learning honors even though you are not a practicing physician is a privilege extended only to the penile portion of our country’s citizens, privy member owners such as Henry Kissinger and Sheldon Cooper.

To maintain their level of journalistic integrity, the Wall Street Journal is now offering this series of upcoming editorials, including a follow up Epstein piece, to bolster proper cultural perspectives during these trying times:

Why women should not be allowed to own property with the permission of their husbands – by Nick Beard

Giving dames the right to vote was a big mistake – By Patrick Archy

Why you should just shut up and get back in the kitchen – Amy Coney Barret

Making the case for outdated toxic sexism by couching your language in pseudo-intellectual drivel that will make dumb people think you’re smart – by Jordan Peterson

C’mon, just relax and try to enjoy it! – by Donald J Trump

Gender perspectives with proper use of specific monikers such as “Kiddo”, “babe”, and “Skirt” – Joseph Epstein