{"id":1028,"date":"2020-06-30T09:37:07","date_gmt":"2020-06-30T16:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/?p=1028"},"modified":"2020-10-07T10:56:15","modified_gmt":"2020-10-07T17:56:15","slug":"smeg-trek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/2020\/06\/30\/smeg-trek\/","title":{"rendered":"Smeg Trek &#8211; Star Trek Voyager\/Red Dwarf Fanfic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Here is an excerpt from my script Smeg Trek!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Two confessions: Yes, I wrote fan fiction! Also: This is the only fan fiction I have written. This is my Star Trek:Voyager\/Red Dwarf crossover story. You can <a href=\"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/books\/download\/Smeg_Trek.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">download this script in PDF format!<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<pre>INT. VOYAGER - BRIDGE\r\n\r\nJaneway, Chakotay, Tuvok, Paris and Kim are at their usual stations.\r\n\r\n\t\tKIM\r\n\tIt's a small transport ship.\r\n      \r\n\t      TUVOK\r\n     \tIt appears to be of a crude design.\r\n            \r\n            JANEWAY\r\n\tHail them.\r\n            TUVOK\r\n\t  (works)\r\n\tNo response. \r\n\r\n\t\tCHAKOTAY\r\n\tTry again.\r\n\r\nINT. STARBUG - BRIDGE\r\n\t\r\n\t\tHOLLY\r\n\tThe alien ship is hailing us.\r\n\r\n            LISTER\r\n\tAnswer em' Hol'.\r\n\r\n            RIMMER\r\n\tWait a minute! Do you want to wear your \r\n\tbrains as a toupee'?\r\n\r\n            LISTER\r\n\tCome on Rimmer, you're being paranoid!\r\n      \r\n            KRYTEN\r\n\tReally sir, they appear to be well armed. \r\n\tI'm sure they would have attacked by now \r\n\tif they had any hostile intentions.\r\n\r\n\t\tHOLLY\r\n\tThey're hailing again. Impatient lot they are.\r\n\t\r\n\t\tLISTER\r\n\tGo ahead an' answer em' Holly.\r\n\t\r\n\t\tRIMMER\r\n\tJust a moment, if we're going to be stupid \r\n\tenough to respond I want to handle this!\r\n\r\nINT. VOYAGER - BRIDGE\r\n\r\n\t\tTUVOK\r\n\tThey are responding.\r\n\r\nA beat as Tuvok puzzles over the transmission.\r\n\r\n\t\tCHAKOTAY\r\n\tWell? What did they say?\r\n\r\n\t\tTUVOK\r\n\tThey want to know if... we intend to turn \r\n\ttheir heads inside out.\r\n\r\nBeat - Perplexed reactions all around.\r\n\r\n\t\tJANEWAY\r\n\tCould you repeat that Mister Tuvok?\r\n\r\n\t\tTUVOK\r\n\tAn audio transmission is coming through.\r\n\r\n\t\tJANEWAY\r\n\tPut it through. \r\n\r\n\t\tRIMMER'S COM VOICE\r\n\tAlien starship, please be advised, We have, \r\n\tand I want to make this perfectly clear, \r\n\twe have absolutely no biases whatsoever against \r\n\tmetal fanged carnivores. None at all. As a\r\n\tmatter of fact, we find such people to be \r\n\tquite charming and forgiving.\r\n\r\n\t\tPARIS\r\n\tIt sounds like he's gone mad.\r\n\r\n\t\tKIM\r\n\tTheir ship does appear to have been \r\n\ttraversing space for some time.\r\n\r\n\t\tCHAKOTAY\r\n\tThere have been some cases of people going \r\n\tinsane after prolonged periods of space flight.\r\n\r\nINT. STARBUG - BRIDGE\r\n\r\n\t\tHOLLY\r\n\tTransmission coming through.\r\n\r\n\t\tLISTER\r\n\tLet's hear it.\r\n\r\n\t\tJANEWAY'S COM VOICE\r\n\tThis is Captain Kathryn Janeway of the \r\n\tFederation starship Voyager. Can we be \r\n\tof assistance?\r\n\r\n\t\tRIMMER\r\n\tMy God, listen to that voice!\r\n\r\n\t\tCAT\r\n\tShe sounds like the wicked witch of \r\n\tthe Delta quadrant!\r\n\r\n\t\tLISTER\r\n\tCome on now, she's probably just got some \r\n\tsort of throat virus or something.\r\n\r\n\t\tCAT\r\n\tMaybe she just swallowed a Canary the \r\n\twrong way.\r\n\r\n\t\tKRYTEN\r\n\tMister Lister sir, I believe most of the \r\n\tpeople aboard that ship\tare human!\r\n\r\n\t\tLISTER\r\n\tHuman you say? Get outta town!\r\n\t   (to com)\r\n\tStarbug to Voyager.\r\n\r\nFADE OUT. \r\n<\/pre>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/books\/download\/Smeg_Trek.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Download this script here!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/books\/download\/Smeg_Trek.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><b>Smeg Trek<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/best_photo_ever.jpg\" width=\"450\"><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is an excerpt from my script Smeg Trek! Two confessions: Yes, I wrote fan fiction! Also: This is the only fan fiction I have written. This is my Star Trek:Voyager\/Red Dwarf crossover story. You can download this script in PDF format! INT. 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