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    These are random quotes from my novel What the Hell Ever Happened to Yuri Rozhenko?<\/a> Think of them as mini-excerpts! This work is the sequel to my novel Crash Shadow: A Tale of Two Addicts<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

    \u201cYou can’t pay for no four year with this job,\u201d snorted Chafe as she leaned on the counter.
\n    \u201cThat’s when I apply for grants and loans.\u201d
\n    \u201cWhat about a scholarship?\u201d
\n    \u201cScholarship? What? For washed up ol’ twenty something punks?\u201d<\/p>\n

     Hearse turned to Skye. \u201cYou’re going to get hair in your beer.\u201d
\n     \u201cHair in my beer!\u201d shrilled Skye in a comic voice. The purple haired woman didn’t budge, still looking right at Hearse.
\n     \u201cI like hair in my beer. Mmm good!\u201d said Skye in the same voice.<\/p>\n

    \u201cYou ain’t got no idea what she’s doing?\u201d
\n     \u201cYour guess is as good as mine. Anything from junky to sell out. You know, not like some people in the scene.\u201d
\n     \u201cYeah, the forever fuck ups versus the party boys and girls that you know are gonna be okay.\u201d<\/p>\n

    \u201cI don’t think he’ll look at me the same way again,\u201d said Skye.
\n     \u201cWhy? Your ma wasn’t banging your high school boyfriend, was she?\u201d
\n     \u201cNot to my knowledge.\u201d
\n     \u201cThe best part is that he probably thinks I made that story up.\u201d <\/p>\n

    \u201cYou guys dropped acid?\u201d
\n     \u201cYeah,\u201d said Davita as she twirled her hand, indicating everyone sitting at the table.
\n     \u201cThat cat can’t be that fascinating, even on acid,\u201d said Skye.
\n     \u201cWe’re trying to see if we can make it come alive,\u201d muttered Scream.<\/p>\n

    Frito looked at Skye. \u201cDid you ever consider stripping?\u201d
\n     \u201cHell naw.\u201d
\n      \u201cWhy not? You look pretty damn good. I’d bet you’d make a lot of tip money.\u201d
\n      \u201cPlease. I’d be lucky if I got spare change.\u201d
\n     \u201cThat does it!\u201d declared Lindsey. \u201cLet’s start our own strip club. Lotsa naked punk chicks in their mid to late twenties!\u201d
\n     \u201cSure. Some see your ex naked. Again!\u201d bellowed Static.
\n     \u201cCome see some tits and ass!\u201d declared Frito.
\n     \u201cShouldn’t it be ass and tits?\u201d said Lindsey.
\n     \u201cWhat?\u201d
\n     \u201cWell, most of us have way more ass mass than breast mass, so really the ass-to-tits ratio is way off. We should be honest in our advertising.\u201d<\/p>\n

    \u201cWe call her Bitch Bitch,\u201d said Scrape. \u201cShe’s always here or wandering somewhere nearby.\u201d
\n     \u201cWhy don’t you call her by her name?\u201d
\n     \u201cWe don’t know her name,\u201d said Casey. \u201cHer favorite word is ‘bitch’. She says it all the time. If you try talking to her you just get a stream of cuss words. Most of which is ‘bitch’. So we just call her Bitch Bitch.\u201d<\/p>\n

    \u201cKinda shallow, ain’t it?\u201d said Max.
\n     \u201cI can’t be shallow. I’m a lesbian.\u201d
\n     \u201cWhat? What kinda bullshit is that?\u201d
\n     \u201cI’m a lesbian, therefore nothing I do or say is shallow. It’s all really deep and meaningful.\u201d
\n     \u201cYou’re a crazy ass punk hobo,\u201d said Skye. \u201cHow the hell do you not do anything shallow?\u201d
\n     \u201cIt’s just a rule. Lesbians are all automatically pure. Get used to it bitch!\u201d<\/p>\n

    \u201cCome on, how long can we keep doin’ this shit?\u201d
\n     \u201cThat’s the fucked up part. A long time. We could do this shit for the rest of our lives, even if we try to escape.\u201d<\/p>\n

    \u201cSkye Wright. That’s my full name. Do you need my middle name?\u201d
\n     \u201cNo, I need your real name.\u201d
\n     \u201cThat is my real name.\u201d
\n     \u201cBullshit. That’s some puerile punk name that you people always make up.\u201d<\/p>\n

     Onion wheeled around and looked right at Casey. \u201cI called Danzig a dildo once.\u201d
\n     \u201cA lotta people called Danzig a dildo,\u201d said Casey.
\n     \u201cI told Tim Armstrong he looked like a poser.\u201d
\n     \u201cA lotta people call Armstrong a poser.\u201d
\n     \u201cYou sayin’ Armstrong’s a poser?\u201d
\n     \u201cNo. People just say that to be stupid.\u201d
\n     \u201cYou sayin’ I’m stupid?\u201d
\n     \u201cDid you call Armstrong a poser?\u201d
\n     \u201cYeah.\u201d
\n     \u201cThen you’re stupid!\u201d<\/p>\n

    Zeke looked at Casey. \u201cYou remind me of my ol’ lady.\u201d
\n     \u201cOh geez, I’m sorry.\u201d
\n     \u201cYou’re sorry? How d’ya think I feel?\u201d<\/p>\n

    \u201cAre y’scared?\u201d asked Scorch.
\n     \u201cScared?\u201d
\n     \u201cA lil’ breeder like you surrounded by all these bulldykes?\u201d
\n     \u201cButch please. I’m a clubber from San Francisco. I’ve known hyper-macho diesel dykes that make you look like a lipstick lesbian!\u201d<\/p>\n

    Skye noticed something on the table. \u201cCool sugar skull.\u201d
\n    Zeke looked down at the small ceramic skull as if he had forgotten it was there. \u201cYeah, that’s for my ofrenda.\u201d
\n    \u201cO-whatta?\u201d asked Casey.
\n    \u201cI’m making a day of the dead altar. Dia de Los Muertos.\u201d
\n    \u201cYou don’t look Mexican.\u201d
\n    \u201cI’m not. But, I’ve been around enough Dias to want to make my own. Jus’, y’know.\u201d
\n     \u201cFor your family?\u201d asked Skye.
\n     \u201cNot my family family, maybe my ma, but mostly for my real family.\u201d<\/p>\n

Click here to buy this book on Amazon. Free for Kindle Unlimited users!<\/p>\n

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\nSkye kickin’ it next to her beat up old band sticker covered car. <\/p>\n

Check out my novel Crash Shadow: A Tale of Two Addicts<\/a>, the inspiration for this novel!<\/i><\/p>\n

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