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These days, many women walk around playing with a Star Destroyer or coordinates to a wormhole and are often commanding a massive intergalactic space station that is capable of destroying a planet at the same time.<\/p>\n

Yet, that doesn\u2019t mean you can\u2019t talk to them.<\/p>\n

Of course, not all women are open to being approached because not all women are single and looking.<\/p>\n

However, if a woman commanding a space station capable of destroying a planet is single and hoping to meet a boyfriend (or even a new lover), she will usually be happy to take her eyes off of the station’s command center screen or leave stellar cartography to give you an opportunity to create a spark with her.<\/p>\n

What to Do to Get Her Attention<\/b><\/p>\n

1. Position your spaceship in front of her space station. (With 1,000 to 15,000 kilometers between you).<\/p>\n

2. Have a confident, easy-going smile.<\/p>\n

3. If she hasn\u2019t already trained her station’s sensors on you, simply get her attention with a static warp shell. Fluctuate your static warp shell in her direct line of station sensors or patrol ships so she can see it and say, \u201cHey, how\u2019s it going?\u201d She most likely won\u2019t hear you say that, (In space no one can hear you say \u201cHey, how\u2019s it going?\u201d,) but it\u2019s just a way of showing her that you\u2019re trying to talk to her.<\/p>\n

4. When she opens hailing frequencies and gives you her attention, smile, point to her exhaust ports and confidently ask, \u201cCan you lower your shields for a minute?\u201d as you lower your shields, so she fully understands what you mean.<\/p>\n

If she doesn\u2019t understand that you want her to briefly lower her shields, simply gesture that you want to talk to her by pointing back and forth at the numerous interstellar fighters that have undoubtedly been launched by now from the station. Say, \u201cI want to talk to you for a minute.\u201d<\/p>\n

In most cases, you won\u2019t have to go to that extreme because most women are polite, but some women are shy and will be hesitant about lowering their shields and deactivating station perimeter defenses initially.<\/p>\n

Of course, if you notice that she doesn\u2019t want to call off her fleet of Star Destroyers and doesn\u2019t seem interested in talking to you at all, just respect that and try to calculate the coordinates for hyper speed without trying to talk to her any further.<\/p>\n

5. When she opens a channel to talk to you, you might want to then do what we call \u201cAcknowledging the Awkwardness\u201d by quickly mentioning something about the potential awkwardness of the moment (see the conversation example below), to demonstrate you understand that a man and a woman talking to each other in this way isn\u2019t the most common of experiences for either party.<\/p>\n

For example, in an intergalactic corridor or near a highly localized distortion of the space-time conitinuum:<\/p>\n

You: [Smile in a friendly, confident manner] \ud83d\ude42 Hey \u2013 I know it\u2019s not normal for people to talk to someone commanding a space station the size of a small moon, but I was warping along and saw you and thought \u2013 wow, she\u2019s hot, I have to come over and say hi. I\u2019m Dan, what\u2019s your name?<\/p>\n

Woman: Sith Lord Jessica, Destroyer of Worlds.<\/p>\n

You: [Add in some humor to get her smiling and create a spark between you] Cool\u2026nice to meet you Jessica, Destroyer of Worlds. I don\u2019t normally talk to girls with massive space stations with hundreds of thousands of storm troopers, but your big black helmet and skull emblem were just calling out to me.<\/p>\n

Woman: [Possibly smiling or laughing or waving her hands to black clad security guards with blasters].<\/p>\n

You: [If you\u2019re in orbit of a class M planet or near Deep Space Nine, let her know that you have something else to do besides talk to her, so she understands that you\u2019re not going to stand there scanning her station’s defensive capabilities for 30 minutes] Anyway, I\u2019m just out doing a bit of pergium mining at the moment. How about you?<\/p>\n

If it\u2019s clear that she\u2019s interested in talking to you and has not locked onto your craft with a tractor beam, keep the conversation going and, if she\u2019s not training the Concave Dish Composite Beam Superlaser at a hapless planet at that moment, transport over to her station and have a chat for a while before getting her sector coordinates and parting ways.<\/p>\n

This article based on the 2013 Dan Bacon piece How to talk to a woman who is wearing headphones<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n

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