{"id":79,"date":"2017-02-09T20:50:44","date_gmt":"2017-02-10T04:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/?p=79"},"modified":"2026-03-25T22:41:07","modified_gmt":"2026-03-26T05:41:07","slug":"a-sample-from-my-novel-crash-shadow-dopes-and-blokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/2017\/02\/09\/a-sample-from-my-novel-crash-shadow-dopes-and-blokes\/","title":{"rendered":"A Sample from my novel Crash Shadow &#8211; Dopes and Blokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A sample from my novel <a href=\"https:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/book\/crash-shadow-a-tale-of-two-addicts\/\" target=\"_blank\">Crash Shadow, available on Amazon.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dopes and Blokes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>     \u201cSkiiiiiinheeeeads smoke DOPE! Thaaaaat ain\u2019t no fuckin JOKE! Yoooooooou are a stupid BLOKE! Skiiiiiinheeeeads smoke DOPE!\u201d<br \/>\n     Almost everyone in the room was bellowing out the chorus amidst the fog of cigarette smoke and floating speed resin. Only the straight couple, with their light clothes, sat out of the sing-along.<br \/>\n     \u201cBest punk song ever!\u201d declared the first Danzig boy. Skye had discovered that his name was Paul.<br \/>\n     \u201cAre you fuckin\u2019 crazy?\u201d spouted the straightlaced man.<br \/>\n     \u201cFuck yeah.\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cThat song sucks.\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cWhat the fuck are you talking about?\u201d flexed Paul.<br \/>\n     \u201c\u2019You are a stupid bloke?&#8217;\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cThat\u2019s what the man told you.\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cWhy the fuck am I a stupid bloke?\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cYou\u2019re the stupid bloke?\u201d yarked the other Danzig boy. Skye had not learned his name yet.<br \/>\n     \u201cNo, I didn\u2019t mean me,\u201d groused the straightlace as he was starting to become irritated. \u201cWhy is the person listening to the song a \u2018stupid bloke\u2019?\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cWhat the fuck are you talking about?\u201d asked Chasey.<br \/>\n     \u201cThe singer calls the guy listening to the song a stupid bloke. Why?\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cBecause it rhymes with joke,\u201d volunteered Skye.<br \/>\n     \u201cWhat\u2019s the point of having a line in a song if it doesn\u2019t mean anything?\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cYou are a stupid bloke,\u201d declared Paul.<br \/>\n     \u201cWhy?\u201d scraped straightlace.<br \/>\n     \u201cBecause skinheads smoke dope.\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cWhat?\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cYou are a stupid bloke because skinheads smoke dope.\u201d<br \/>\n     Skye was eyeing the rest of the room. People were holding their heads down, holding back their laughter.<br \/>\n     \u201cSo anyone listening to the song is a stupid bloke because skinheads smoke dope?\u201d pronounced the straightlace.<br \/>\n     \u201cNo, just you,\u201d announced Paul with a demonstrative finger.<br \/>\n     \u201cWhat?\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cHe was talking about you when he wrote that line.\u201d<br \/>\n     Straightlace stood up. He appeared to be seriously offended. \u201cWhat are you talking about?\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cYou are a stupid bloke because skinheads smoke dope. So there.\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cThat\u2019s ridiculous! It makes no sense at all. Why would anyone be at all entertained by something that doesn\u2019t make any sense?\u201d<br \/>\n     Skye and several others broke out laughing.<br \/>\n     \u201cWhat is your problem?\u201d snapped straightlace as he took a step forward.<br \/>\n     \u201cHey,\u201d cautioned Paul as he held up his hands. \u201cDon\u2019t get so excited.\u201d Paul was holding his hands out flat as if to indicate he was backing down, but  Skye knew differently. Her old fisticuff instincts told her that Paul was getting ready to counter the straightlace, should he lash out or become too aggressive.<br \/>\n     Skye\u2019s shoulders were squeezing together. It was her instinct. She would rather not get involved, but she braced herself to jump in between the two of them if anything actually started. She would try and break up the fight, more out of a sense of obligation than anything else, especially since she was in Chasey\u2019s place.<br \/>\n     \u201cThis is the dumbest fucking argument I\u2019ve ever heard,\u201d said Skye.<br \/>\n     \u201cHey!\u201d snarked Paul. \u201cYou sayin\u2019 I\u2019m dumb?\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cYeah. You\u2019re dumb and he\u2019s stupid,\u201d replied Skye as she pointed at Paul.<br \/>\n     \u201cThem\u2019s fightin\u2019 words!\u201d grinned Paul as he twisted his face around.<br \/>\n     \u201cBack off man!\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cShe means it,\u201d said Chasey.<br \/>\n     \u201cYou ever beat up guys before?\u201d asked Hatch of Skye.<br \/>\n     \u201cSure.\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cUh huh,\u201d grinned Paul.<br \/>\n     \u201cI\u2019m talkin\u2019 about the ones that didn\u2019t ask me.\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cOh,\u201d replied Paul, pretending to be humbled.<br \/>\n     \u201cYou actually fight with guys?\u201d asked the white-faced Throcker.<br \/>\n     \u201cI used to fight all kindsa\u2019 people.\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cWhat\u2019s it like to fight a guy?\u201d asked the plain Jane.<br \/>\n     \u201cIt\u2019s easy,\u201d scoffed Skye. \u201cOne kick in the happy sacks and they\u2019re down for the count!\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cHey!\u201d yarked Paul. \u201cNo fair!\u201d<br \/>\n     Straightlace had retreated to the kitchen, apparently to sulk. Everyone else was tittering and giggling as the music kept playing in the background.<br \/>\n     The cigarettes and heated tinfoil were starting up again since the sing along had died out. Skye leaned forward to grab another beer off of the coffee table<br \/>\n     As she opened her beer, Paul leaned towards her.<br \/>\n     \u201cThat was some good stuff you brought.\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cWhat?\u2019<br \/>\n     \u201cChasey gave me a line of th\u2019 stuff you got her.\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cYeah.\u201d<br \/>\n     \u201cYou know where I can hook up with some more a\u2019 that stuff?\u201d<br \/>\n     Skye took a sip of her beer. She put the beer can on the table.<br \/>\n     \u201cSure.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/book\/crash-shadow-a-tale-of-two-addicts\/\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/book\/crash-shadow-a-tale-of-two-addicts\/<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/new_cover_twitter_version_promo.jpg\" width=\"400\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A sample from my novel Crash Shadow, available on Amazon.com. Dopes and Blokes \u201cSkiiiiiinheeeeads smoke DOPE! Thaaaaat ain\u2019t no fuckin JOKE! Yoooooooou are a stupid BLOKE! Skiiiiiinheeeeads smoke DOPE!\u201d Almost everyone in the room was bellowing out the chorus amidst the fog of cigarette smoke and floating speed resin. 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