{"id":824,"date":"2020-03-08T22:54:49","date_gmt":"2020-03-09T05:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/?p=824"},"modified":"2020-11-25T09:08:11","modified_gmt":"2020-11-25T17:08:11","slug":"still-waiting-for-the-perfect-moment-to-use-these","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/2020\/03\/08\/still-waiting-for-the-perfect-moment-to-use-these\/","title":{"rendered":"Still waiting for the perfect moment to use these&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What manner of sorcery is this???&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I would&#8217;ve gotten away with it, if it weren&#8217;t for those meddling kids!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Only pop music can save us now!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You have learned much young one, but only your hatred can destroy me. Now, release your anger!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center>~  ~  ~<\/center><\/p>\n<p>I really think we should be using more dramatic phrases in everyday life, though most don&#8217;t agree. 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