This is an excerpt from my alt-underground play Alex is Missing, a play about four crusty clubbers looking for their missing friend in the underground world of the concrete jungle, as they wade through wage workers, drug dealers, crazy parents, and all of the other underground chaos that makes up their lives on the edge.
LORI (Leaning on her hands) I can't believe all of this booze is gone already. SKYE You can't? It's Casey after all. LORI Well, Jessica and I helped. SKYE Jessica's still a lightweight. LORI She's getting better at it. (Sits back - Looks around the room) I swear, there's simply no way I'll ever be able to find roommates who aren't total flakes. Oh yeah, before I forget, Annie was also here last night. She wanted to know if you know where Alex is. SKYE Annie? LORI Annie. SKYE Which Annie? LORI Used to have a mohawk Annie. SKYE Which used to have a mohawk Annie? LORI The one that goes out with Jason. SKYE Which used to have a mohawk Annie that goes out with a Jason? LORI You know, coke Annie. The one that had the white nose at the Mabuhay. SKYE Okay, yeah. LORI stands up and fishes out one of the beers SKYE has brought over. LORI Annie is probably looking for Alex because she wants to score some speed. SKYE No way. Annie knows Danny Boy. She wouldn't need to go through Alex. LORI (Sitting back down) Huh. That's weird. She really wanted to find her. SKYE stands up and walks over to the table to get a beer. SKYE Maybe Alex owes her money. A boisterous CASEY enters stage right with a large bag of booze, followed by JESSICA. CASEY is a tall, impressive woman with wild black hair. She wears black jeans, a black t-shirt, black boots, and a black leather jacket. JESSICA has short and unnaturally colored hair. (Bright green, shocking blue, whatever's your poison,) and is wearing black jeans with a white band t-shirt. CASEY Hey you losers! Time to get this party started! SKYE What the fuck Casey? CASEY walks stage left and puts the bag down on the table while JESSICA sits down on the couch. SKYE How you doin' Jessica? JESSICA (Groans) Still getting over Gilman last night. LORI Hungover? CASEY takes a bottle out of her bag and sits down at the table across from Lori. CASEY She ran into her ex Jake. JESSICA He's not my ex. SKYE You went out with Jake? JESSICA We didn't go out. LORI But you were swapping spit with him at Spider's party last week. CASEY I think he's heartbroken. JESSICA We just made out at a party. SKYE I thought you two were going out. JESSICA No, everyone thinks that because they saw us eating each other's faces at Spider's! CASEY You should've seen the look on his face. (Strikes dramatic pose) It was a pained look of utter desperation! JESSICA (Stands up) If you really want to know Jake was more interested in finding Alex than anyone else. SKYE Finding Alex? Tweaker Alex? JESSICA walks over to the dining room table and grabs a beer. JESSICA Yeah. She's his speed connec'. SKYE Huh. LORI Casey, did you guys really polish off all that booze by yourself? CASEY Hell no. We had a Jennifer, a Jason, and two Jeffs to help us out.