{"id":423,"date":"2019-04-07T13:34:12","date_gmt":"2019-04-07T20:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/?p=423"},"modified":"2020-11-15T08:24:15","modified_gmt":"2020-11-15T16:24:15","slug":"quotes-from-my-novel-crash-shadow-a-tale-of-two-addicts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/2019\/04\/07\/quotes-from-my-novel-crash-shadow-a-tale-of-two-addicts\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes from my novel Crash Shadow: A Tale of Two Addicts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Various quotes from my novel <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Crash-Shadow-Tale-Two-Addicts-ebook\/dp\/B07114VSRQ\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Crash Shadow: A Tale of Two Addicts<\/a>, available on Amazon.com in print and Kindle form&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou are a stupid bloke,\u201d declared Paul.<br \/>\n\u201cWhy?\u201d scraped straightlace.<br \/>\n\u201cBecause skinheads smoke dope.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI forgot the industrial band\u2019s name.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cGreenway\u2019s band. I forgot their name though. Something about a hamster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can talk about a magic vagina but you can\u2019t pronounce labia.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She wasn\u2019t about to let a flaky Howard Jones fan get away with ruining her good time.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou ever beat up guys before?\u201d asked Hatch of Skye.<br \/>\n\u201cSure.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cUh huh,\u201d grinned Paul.<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m talkin\u2019 about the ones that didn\u2019t ask me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhattaya\u2019 need a vibrator for? You got me!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cShe needs something that lasts longer than two minutes,\u201d said Gust as she climbed out of the van.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMore midget porn?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were a lot nicer when you were gettin\u2019 loaded, you fuckin\u2019 wimp.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWho the fuck wants to listen to that \u2018flowering essence of womanhood\u2019 bullshit? I mean, fuck, that an\u2019 fifty bucks will get me eaten out on Polk Street.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy God Joey, she might even know people who could have you killed. She is a very mean and strange looking person and I wish you would not get mixed up with her at all.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow d\u2019ya\u2019 like it?\u201d<br \/>\nYuri kept walking. He wasn\u2019t looking in his direction.<br \/>\n\u201cRare!\u201d yowled the shaggy haired lunatic with a barbaric yawp.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe don\u2019t bite,\u201d said the Mohican.<br \/>\n\u201cYes we do,\u201d said the baldy.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s her name again?\u201d asked Skye.<br \/>\n\u201cLinette.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cA white girl named Linette?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Once they delivered a stuffed boar\u2019s head, and another time he had to sort through random mannequin parts; Arms and legs and random torsos, all without a mannequin head in sight. He sometimes wondered if they sent him the seemingly random items as a joke, or some kind of bizarre employee aptitude test. He also wondered if perhaps they had a benign intention, that they brought such random items as a way to make his job more interesting.<\/p>\n<p>A shrill voice came form the back. \u201cHey Rod, don\u2019t give other people shit just \u2018cause you can\u2019t handle your drugs!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Looking down into his coffee cup, he kept turning it around on the table. \u201cHey, do you remember why we gave our place that stupid name?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat place?\u201d she perked.<br \/>\n\u201cHell Nose House.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYeah, that place,\u201d she grinned through a wince.<\/p>\n<p>She took a record down from the shelf. \u201cWould they miss any of this stuff?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cProbably not.\u201d<br \/>\nShe put the record back. \u201cSorry. That\u2019s my old addict talking. I\u2019m not really going to take anything.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYeah, I know.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou should be more suspicious,\u201d she replied with rolling eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSpare change for a skinhead?\u201d he repeated as the tall and bright young man facetiously prostrated himself.<br \/>\n\u201cNo, I don\u2019t think so.\u201d<br \/>\nThe young baldy quickly straightened his stance. \u201cOkay. Then how about spare change for a boot boy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey, what you think you doin\u2019, bitch?\u201d asked the bleached blond, looking in Skye\u2019s direction.<br \/>\n\u201cYou talkin\u2019 to me?\u201d growled Skye as she was straightening herself up in her chair.<br \/>\n\u201cNo, I\u2019m talking to him.\u201d The bleached blond pointed at the baldy. \u201cHe loves it when I call him bitch.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cIt\u2019s true, I do.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYou don\u2019t like it when I call you bitch!\u201d yelped the Mohican.<br \/>\n\u201cNo, I like it when you call me daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Crash-Shadow-Tale-Two-Addicts-ebook\/dp\/B07114VSRQ\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Crash-Shadow-Tale-Two-Addicts-ebook\/dp\/B07114VSRQ\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Crash-Shadow-Tale-Two-Addicts-ebook\/dp\/B07114VSRQ\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/new_cover_twitter_version_promo.jpg\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Various quotes from my novel Crash Shadow: A Tale of Two Addicts, available on Amazon.com in print and Kindle form&#8230; \u201cYou are a stupid bloke,\u201d declared Paul. \u201cWhy?\u201d scraped straightlace. \u201cBecause skinheads smoke dope.\u201d \u201cWhat?\u201d \u201cI forgot the industrial band\u2019s name.\u201d \u201cGreenway\u2019s band. I forgot their name though. Something about a hamster.\u201d \u201cYou can talk &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crazy-punks","category-fiction"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Quotes from my novel Crash Shadow: A Tale of Two Addicts - Terminal Berkeley Denizen<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/needlepictures.com\/tbd\/2019\/04\/07\/quotes-from-my-novel-crash-shadow-a-tale-of-two-addicts\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Quotes from my novel Crash Shadow: A Tale of Two Addicts - Terminal Berkeley Denizen\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Various quotes from my novel Crash Shadow: A Tale of Two Addicts, available on Amazon.com in print and Kindle form&#8230; \u201cYou are a stupid bloke,\u201d declared Paul. \u201cWhy?\u201d scraped straightlace. \u201cBecause skinheads smoke dope.\u201d \u201cWhat?\u201d \u201cI forgot the industrial band\u2019s name.\u201d \u201cGreenway\u2019s band. 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